I don't give a fuck about board games, I'm going to my neighbor's to have sex 🫢

Honey, don't panic. These are my friends. They're gonna fuck you, and I'm getting married

You're fucking cheating on me. Here, hold two dicks at the same time

I carry my wife in my arms ( ̶n̶a̶ ̶h̶u̶e̶), but she cheats - okay, I'll forgive her

Honey, are you sure this isn't cheating? I'm your boyfriend and you have six dicks in you 😳

Hey, don't go! You'll be the third since you've already spotted us fucking 👀

We'll have a threesome, but no more than two dicks in you, don't worry

I thought she'd be shy. But she likes fucking with my friends

My husband burned me and my lovers. And then we all fucked together